Okay, someone was a little smartasinine requesting this one, for reasons that most of you will never know, given that this is not one of those soundbiting autobiographic shows and hence most of you don't know that my real name is, in fact, Jemima, and I, too, bought my way through school with whiskey. Curious, that.
Even though it was a bit of an elbow-ribbing, request-speaking, this one picked up my mood considerably. I couldn't read it without cracking once or thrice -- if you can do better while listening, let me know and the next request is yours. If you can't, don't let me know, just listen to this as proof that Fitzgerald will always be funnier than you, crackups and all.